Funniest driver jokes

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.". Drivers jokes that will give you drive fun with working taxi puns like A blonde motorist is pulled over by a blonde policewoman for speeding and Two Cops were waiting outside of a bar at closing time Drivers jokes that are not only about drive but actually working taxi puns like A blonde motorist is pulled over by a blonde policewoman for speeding and Two Cops were . The driver wants to switch lanes and tells the passenger: Can you look if there any car is coming The passenger turns and looks back and says: No there's no car coming. Driver turns the signal on and proceeds to change the line and huge truck hits them. Driver turns to passenger and screams: YOU SAID THERE WAS NO CAR!!!

2 nuns driving down the road when a vampire jumps out onto the bonnet. Sister Mary: "What will we do?" Sister Angela "Show him your cross" *sister Mary leans out the window* Sister Mary "Get off my fuckin bonnet!" A Southern Sheriff is driving down a secluded section of highway when he sees what looks like a naked man peeing on a tree. Driver 1 says “when I get home I’m going to rip my wife’s panties off!” Driver 2 days “wow! You must be really horny” Driver 1: No, they’re riding up my ass!! This joke may contain profanity. 🤔. Top 10 of the Funniest Drivers License Jokes and Puns A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver and says, "You failed to stop at the red light. Let me see your driver's licence." The blonde asks, "What does that look like?" The blonde cop answers, "It is rectangular and has your picture on it.".

Truck Driver Jokes Share: What do a truck driver and a slightly aroused man have in common? They both have a semi. Share: A truck driver runs over a woman. drivers to parallel parking, here's what every driver goes through on a daily basis! This post may include affiliate links. #1. Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes. One-liners, short funny jokes. Have a laugh, enjoy a chuckle, bring a smile to your face. Will and Guy hope that you share our sense of humour (or humor).